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A Scotsman asks the dentist the cost for a tooth
extraction.
"£85 for an extraction sir," was the dentist's reply.
"£85!!! Huv ye no' got anythin' cheaper?"
"That's the normal charge," said the dentist.
"Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anesthetic?"
"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock £15
off."
"Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees
and still without an
anesthetic?"
"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be
painful. But the price
could drop to £40."
"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, ave yer
student do the
extraction with the other students watchin' and
learnin?"
"It'll be good for the students," mulled the dentist.
"I'll charge you £5.
But it will be traumatic."
"Och now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the
Scotsman. "Can ye
confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday
then?"
extraction.
"£85 for an extraction sir," was the dentist's reply.
"£85!!! Huv ye no' got anythin' cheaper?"
"That's the normal charge," said the dentist.
"Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anesthetic?"
"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock £15
off."
"Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees
and still without an
anesthetic?"
"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be
painful. But the price
could drop to £40."
"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, ave yer
student do the
extraction with the other students watchin' and
learnin?"
"It'll be good for the students," mulled the dentist.
"I'll charge you £5.
But it will be traumatic."
"Och now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the
Scotsman. "Can ye
confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday
then?"