NorthernRedneck
Well-known member
An
old gentleman in his mid-nineties struggles to get
up
from the couch then
starts putting on his coat. His
wife, seeing the
unexpected behavior,
asks,
"Where are
you going?"
He
replies, "I'm going to the doctor."
She says, "Why, are
you sick?"
He
says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some of
that
Viagra
stuff."
Immediately
the wife starts working and positioning
herself to get out
of her rocker and begins to put
on her
coat.
He says, "Where the
heck are you going"?
She
answers, "I'm going to the doctor, too."
He says, "Why, what
do you need?"
She
says, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm
getting a Tetanus
shot."
old gentleman in his mid-nineties struggles to get
up
from the couch then
starts putting on his coat. His
wife, seeing the
unexpected behavior,
asks,
"Where are
you going?"
He
replies, "I'm going to the doctor."
She says, "Why, are
you sick?"
He
says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some of
that
Viagra
stuff."
Immediately
the wife starts working and positioning
herself to get out
of her rocker and begins to put
on her
coat.
He says, "Where the
heck are you going"?
She
answers, "I'm going to the doctor, too."
He says, "Why, what
do you need?"
She
says, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm
getting a Tetanus
shot."
