A Priest and a Rabbi

[Galvatron]

A Priest and a Rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.

After a while, the Priest turned to the Rabbi and asked,

'Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?'

The Rabbi responded, 'Yes, that is still one of our laws.'

The Priest then asked, 'Have you ever eaten pork?'

To which the Rabbi replied,

'Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.'

The Priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.

A while later, the Rabbi spoke up and asked the Priest,

'Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?'

The Priest replied, 'Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.'

The Rabbi then asked him,

'Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?'

The Priest replied,

'Yes, Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my Faith.'

The Rabbi nodded understandingly and sat in silence for about five minutes.

Finally, the Rabbi said, 'Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?'

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

 

[darroll]

OK!

 

[Ice Queen]

Old one, but good one, nevertheless.

 

[Trakternut]

:Rolf2: That one never fails to make me laugh.

 

[darroll]

An old gent moved into a retirement community where
good-looking, eligible men are at a premium.

After he had been there for a week he went to
confession and said, "Bless me father, for I have
sinned. Last week I had my way with seven different
women."

The priest said, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into
a glass and drink the juice without pausing."

"Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?"

"No," replied the priest, "but it'll wipe that grin
off your face."