A Catholic priest and a Southern Baptist minister are standing at a curve on a rural highway hammering a sign into the ground. In large, red letters the sign reads "Turn yourself around. The end is near!" A speeding Ferrari comes flashing down the highway and the driver rolls down his window and yells at the two men, "Religious nuts!" The car careens around the curb and the priest and minister hear the screeching sound of brakes, a large crash, followed by silence. The minister looks at the priest. "I don't know, Father, but maybe we should change the sign to read "Turn around. The bridge is out."
