a priest, a nun, and a camel..

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there's a preest and a nun riding along in the desert on a camel.

all of a sudden the cammel stops, and drops dead in the middle of the desert

both get up, shake themselves off and look around...

they believe that the situation is hopeless, they have no food- no water, and surely they would die.

the preest finally breaks the silence:

sister, i have a request...

the nun asks, well... what is it father?. anything

the preest says, well.. i've never seen a woman naked before- would you mind....?

the nun says, well... given the circumstances- i guess it's okay

so she takes all her clothes off and puts them on the ground

the preest has a look, and thinks.... wow.... she's beautiful

then the nun asks, father- can i ask you something?

the preest says, yes... anything

the nun says... well, uh- i've never seen a man's penis before- do you mind if i see yours?

the preest says, well given the circumstances.... why not

so he too lays his clothes on the ground

then the preest turns to the nun and says..

you know- if i put my penis in you, we can create new life?

the nun says, wow really?. stick it in the cammel- and let's get out of here!