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A minister takes his pet duck to the vet . . .

Melensdad

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Minister takes his duck into the vet.

The vet says "your duck is dead".

The Minister replies I dont beleive it. So the Vet brings out his pet Larbador who sniffs the ducks ,paws it and barks at it. The duck doesnt move. The vet says "your duck is dead". The Minister says "I dont beleive it. So the Vet gets his cat who walks around the duck sniffing it from head to toe. The duck doesnt move The Vet says "your duck is dead.

The Minsiter says "I guess he is, how much do i owe you. The vet says $150. The Minister exclaims $150 , thats way to high!

The Vet replies "well it would have been only $20 until you had me do lab tests and a cat scan."
 
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