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A mechanic and a Cardiologist

Eric L

Member
A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley
motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.

The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come
and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the
garage: "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"
The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic
was working on the motorcycle.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,"So
Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out,repair
any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just
like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year and you get the really big
bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to
the mechanic... "Try doing it with the engine running."
 
I'd be willing to bet that if mechanics were paid 2mil a year and had facilities worth many hundreds of millions, somebody would figure out how to do it "live".
 
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