JEV
Mr. Congeniality
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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have
a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no
passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl
with a zest for life..
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was
too emotional. Everything was an emergency;
she was a drama queen, cried all the time and
threatened suicide.
So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she
was boring. She was totally predictable and never
got excited about anything. Life became so dull
that I decided that I needed a girl with some
excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I
couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never
settling on anything. She did mad impetuous
things and made me miserable as often as
happy. She was great fun initially and very
energetic, but directionless. So I decided
to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious
girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground,
so I married her. She was so ambitious that
she divorced me and took everything I
owned.
I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a
girl with big tits.
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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have
a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no
passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl
with a zest for life..
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was
too emotional. Everything was an emergency;
she was a drama queen, cried all the time and
threatened suicide.
So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she
was boring. She was totally predictable and never
got excited about anything. Life became so dull
that I decided that I needed a girl with some
excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I
couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never
settling on anything. She did mad impetuous
things and made me miserable as often as
happy. She was great fun initially and very
energetic, but directionless. So I decided
to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious
girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground,
so I married her. She was so ambitious that
she divorced me and took everything I
owned.
I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a
girl with big tits.
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