A letter to Jesse James

[bczoom]

You Stupid Bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock?
How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world.

She has a body to die for, and her current wealth shadowed only by Oprah.
Your wife, recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now named " America 's Sweetheart."

You also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in front of the world while you were porkin’ away.

You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated ******* cheater on the planet!

How can you live with yourself!

I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating piece of crap that you are.


Thanks for taking the heat off of me.
Let’s do lunch.
~Tiger

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

reps

 

[muleman]

They both were thinking with the little head!

 

[EastTexFrank]

After a lifetime of experience I have come to the conclusion that some guys are just wired like that. It's not about love or even lust, it's about ego. It's them, proving to themselves that they are a stud. They're collecting scalps, building up numbers, increasing their scores, whatever you want to call it. I have been there, done that and have nothing more to say on the subject except that they are to be pitied ... but only up to a point. Hey, Sandra Bullock is available again. Yipeeeeee.

 

[pirate_girl]

Hey, Sandra Bullock is available again. Yipeeeeee.

.. and if she's as smart as I think she is, she'll stay that way for a while and concentrate on herself, her child and career.

 

[Snowtrac Nome]

geez PG took me almost 40 years and a first wife before i pulled my head out of my 3 point of contact. i have a better wife now anyways and a larger family.