Galvatron
Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
Paddy & Murphy are working on a building site. Paddy says to Murphy "I'm gonna have the day off, I'm gonna pretend I'm mad!"
He climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down & shouts "I'M A LIGHTBULB! I'M A LIGHTBULB!" Murphy watches in amazement!
The Foreman shouts "Paddy you're mad, go home" So he leaves the site.
Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well.
"Where the hell are you going?" asks the Foreman.
"I can't work in the friggin' dark!" says Murphy.
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Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the night. After 3 hours of amazing s*x Paddy says "I wonder how the girls are getting on"
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Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night. She undresses & lies on the bed spreadeagled & says "You know what I want dont you?"
"Yeah," says Paddy. "The whole friggin' bed by the looks of it!"
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Q. Whats a Catholic priest & a pint of Guiness got in common?
A. black coat, white collar & you've got to watch your ar*e if you get a dodgy one!
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Paddy the electrician got sacked from the U.S. prison service for not servicing the electric chair He said in his professional opinion it was a death trap!
He climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down & shouts "I'M A LIGHTBULB! I'M A LIGHTBULB!" Murphy watches in amazement!
The Foreman shouts "Paddy you're mad, go home" So he leaves the site.
Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well.
"Where the hell are you going?" asks the Foreman.
"I can't work in the friggin' dark!" says Murphy.
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Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the night. After 3 hours of amazing s*x Paddy says "I wonder how the girls are getting on"
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Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night. She undresses & lies on the bed spreadeagled & says "You know what I want dont you?"
"Yeah," says Paddy. "The whole friggin' bed by the looks of it!"
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Q. Whats a Catholic priest & a pint of Guiness got in common?
A. black coat, white collar & you've got to watch your ar*e if you get a dodgy one!
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Paddy the electrician got sacked from the U.S. prison service for not servicing the electric chair He said in his professional opinion it was a death trap!
