A Fairy Tale

[JEV]

[FONT=&quot]This will bring a tear to your eye:[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?” The Princess said, “NO !!!” And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.[/FONT]


[FONT=&quot]The end[/FONT]

 

[muleman]

Oh, to be young again!

 

[Cowboy]

That is a tear jerker for sure.

 

[NorthernRedneck]

More true of a story was ever spoken.

 

[pirate_girl]

a fairy tale for sure!

 

[Lia]

Spam and chips? What the heck...? lol. Left the loo seat up, eh? The rebel. *shakes head*

 

[fogtender]

Ah, you had me til the toilet seat part, the hero should be out using the bushes (leafy kind) to be a real rebel!

Out where I go, having a five gallon plastic bucket would be a real luxury!

Course, I'm not close to Fairy Tale land either... Much more liken to the lost world.... Everything wants to eat your shorts and there ain't nothing exotic about it either...

 

[Lia]

Ah, you had me til the toilet seat part, the hero should be out using the bushes (leafy kind) to be a real rebel!

Out where I go, having a five gallon plastic bucket would be a real luxury!

Course, I'm not close to Fairy Tale land either... Much more liken to the lost world.... Everything wants to eat your shorts and there ain't nothing exotic about it either...

Foggy, sweetie, tooooooooo much info there.

lol

 

[fogtender]

Foggy, sweetie, tooooooooo much info there.

lol

I guess you have to be there...