a definition of globalization that people can understand

[Doc]

And Finally,
a definition of globalization that people can understand and to which they now can relate:




Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer:
Princess
Diana's
death.



Question:
How come?




Answer :

An
English princess
with an
Egyptian boyfriend

crashes
in a French tunnel,
driving a


German
car


with a
Dutch engine,


driven
by a Belgian


who was
drunk


on
Scotch w hisk e y made by Scots in the Scottish Highlands of Scotland,


followed
closely by


Italian
Paparazzi,


on
Japanese motorcycles;


treated
by an American doctor,
using


Brazilian
medicines.


This is
sent to you by


a
Canadian,


using
American
Bill Gates's technology,


and
you're probably reading
this on your computer,


that
uses Taiwanese chips,
and
a


Korean
monitor,


assembled
by


Bangladeshi
workers


in a
Singapore plant,


transported
by Indian
truck drivers,


hijacked
by Indonesians,


unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,


and
trucked to you by Mexican illegals....
.
.
.
.
.

That, my friends,
is Globalization

 

[waybomb]

That engine was not built in Belgium! Afalterbach or Stutagrt.

 

[Bobcat]

<snip>
This is
sent to you by


a
Canadian,
<snip>

You're Canadian?

 

[Chetdb]

I love to claim my Canadian heritage everytime I drive by that sign on the road.



C anadians
L ove
O ral
S ex
E very
D ay

 

[Doc]

You're Canadian?

uh, no ...but I've visited there a few times.

Maybe the person who sent it to the person who sent it to me is though. I just shared it here.

I love to claim my Canadian heritage everytime I drive by that sign on the road.



C anadians
L ove
O ral
S ex
E very
D ay

Funny Chet.