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A Cannibal walks into a restaurant...

lilnixon

AKA LILVIXEN
A Cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

+Tourist:----------------------------------------------$5.00

+Broiled Missionary:-----------------------------------$10.00

+Fried Explorer:---------------------------------------$15.00

+Baked or Grilled Democrat / Republican:----------------$100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a price difference for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
 
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