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A blonde in the emergency room

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A blonde is in the emergency room with a finger injury.
The doctor comes in to examine her, looks at her finger and says,"how in the world did this happen?"
The blonde says,"well my boyfriend broke up with me tonight, so I went home and grabbed my pistol so I could kill myself. I put the gun to my chest and was going to shoot, but I just paid $5000 for my boob job, so I put the gun to my mouth. Then I remembered I just paid $10,000 for all my dental work, so I put the gun to my ear. Then I thought, this is going to be loud........
 
so i put my other finger up to my other ear and bang, here I am
 
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