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A birthday suprise

thcri

Gone But Not Forgotten
A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks. He wanted a truck.
She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic
around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but
everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look!" she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a few
seconds. Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up... so surprise me!"

He did just that. For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom
scale.

Nobody has seen or heard from him since.
 
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