Leni
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9 WORDS WOMEN USE
(1)Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument, when they are right
and you need to shut up.
(2)Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes
to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in
fine.
(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It !
(5)Loud Sigh: This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about
nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6)That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7)Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
you're welcome. (I want to add - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a
lot' - then it is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying S .C.R.E.W.YOU!
(9)Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this
is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now
doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For
the woman's response refer to # 3.
(1)Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument, when they are right
and you need to shut up.
(2)Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes
to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in
fine.
(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It !
(5)Loud Sigh: This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about
nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6)That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7)Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
you're welcome. (I want to add - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a
lot' - then it is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying S .C.R.E.W.YOU!
(9)Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this
is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now
doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For
the woman's response refer to # 3.
