5 Rules Men Should Follow For A Happy Life

[Lenny]

5 Rules Men Should Follow For A Happy Life:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

and

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

 

[ki0ho]

What do I do when I find one that combines the first 4 rules????

 

[Doc]

What do I do when I find one that combines the first 4 rules????

Enjoy enjoy enjoy.

 

[ki0ho]

Enjoy enjoy enjoy.

I DO......through the years Ive wondered why she puts up with me......but...I DO NOT..raise the question.!!.......because Im afrade she will start thinking about it!!!!!!

 

[Danang Sailor]

I DO......through the years Ive wondered why she puts up with me......but...I DO NOT..raise the question.!!.......because Im afrade she will start thinking about it!!!!!!

Ditto!!

 

[EastTexFrank]

I DO......through the years Ive wondered why she puts up with me......but...I DO NOT..raise the question.!!.......because Im afrade she will start thinking about it!!!!!!

Smart man. That's the philosophy that I've used for almost 34 years and it's never let me down yet.

 

[Dmorency]

I asked my wife one time why she puts up with me....She said because no one else would..Thats 30 years of putting.........................

 

[EastTexFrank]

I asked my wife one time why she puts up with me....She said because no one else would..Thats 30 years of putting.........................

We're married to the same woman.

 

[muleman]

We're married to the same woman.

Are you Mormon??

 

[Dmorency]

Sometimes see calls me a moron.
Come to think about it,, I hear it more often now then years ago.