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40 mph zone

pirate_girl

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FF Patron
A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone.

"I was only going 40!!!" the driver protested.

"Not according to my radar," the trooper said.

"Yes, I was!" the man shouted back.

"NO you weren't!!!!" the trooper replied.


With that, the man's wife leaned toward the window and said:

'Officer, I should warn you not to argue with my husband when he's been drinking."

:doh::yum:
 
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