Three women were showering in the athletic club when a man ran through wearing nothing but a bag over his head. The first woman checked him out and said, "He's not my husband!" The second woman looked him over and said, "He's not my husband, either!" He passed the third woman, who agreed, "Hey, wait a minute. He's not even a member of this club!"
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Two medical students saw an old man walking with his legs spread far apart. One student said, "He has Petry Syndrome. It makes people walk just like that." The other replied, "I don't think so. He has Zovitzki Syndrome. We learned that in class." They decided to ask the old man. "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice how you walk, but we can't agree on your condition. I think it's Petry Syndrome." The old man said, "You thought, but you were wrong." The other student offered, "I think it's Zovitzki Syndrome." The old man said, "You thought, but you were wrong." The students said, "So, what do you have?" The old man grimaced, "I thought it was gas... but I was wrong!"
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Two medical students saw an old man walking with his legs spread far apart. One student said, "He has Petry Syndrome. It makes people walk just like that." The other replied, "I don't think so. He has Zovitzki Syndrome. We learned that in class." They decided to ask the old man. "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice how you walk, but we can't agree on your condition. I think it's Petry Syndrome." The old man said, "You thought, but you were wrong." The other student offered, "I think it's Zovitzki Syndrome." The old man said, "You thought, but you were wrong." The students said, "So, what do you have?" The old man grimaced, "I thought it was gas... but I was wrong!"
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