Galvatron
Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
3 mice in a pub having a heavy session discussing who's the hardest.
The first mouse says:
"I'm the hardest I go up to mousetraps rip the cheese out and as the bar comes down I bench press it 30 times and throw it across the room!"
The second mouse says:
"You poof I get rat poison crush it into a powder and snort it!"
The third mouse finishes his drink gets up and walks to the door.
"Where are you going?" ask the other two mice.
"Home" he replies "To shag the cat"
The first mouse says:
"I'm the hardest I go up to mousetraps rip the cheese out and as the bar comes down I bench press it 30 times and throw it across the room!"
The second mouse says:
"You poof I get rat poison crush it into a powder and snort it!"
The third mouse finishes his drink gets up and walks to the door.
"Where are you going?" ask the other two mice.
"Home" he replies "To shag the cat"
