26th Anniversary Gift ideas for my wife?

[Melensdad]

#26 is coming up in a few short weeks.

I'm thinking of giving her a dozen BACON ROSES

 

[Galvatron]

You tight ass....you could at least get her a egg plant to go with them

 

[snow dog]

Get Her a GUN, women love guns

 

[loboloco]

Hey, Mel, you could get her a gross of bacon flavored edible panties.

 

[Melensdad]

Get Her a GUN, women love guns

That was her 5th anniversary present. 2 custom target grade 1911's

 

[snow dog]

That was her 5th anniversary present. 2 custom target grade 1911's

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that was 21 years ago,,REPEAT

 

[JackieBlue]

Personally, I think you should pass on the bacon and just give her a nice sausage.

 

[snow dog]

Personally, I think you should pass on the bacon and just give her a nice sausage.

round here, them is, Little smokies

 

[JackieBlue]

round here, them is, Little smokies

 

[pirate_girl]

#26 is coming up in a few short weeks.

I'm thinking of giving her a dozen BACON ROSES

hmm.. are you sure they'd be for her?

 

[muleman]

You screwed up the 25th last year didn't you? From that time forward any gifts you get her must equal the sum of all other years combined!