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Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
An old business man to a beautiful young model; would you consider sleeping with me for a million dollars??

“Hmmm, yes I think I would!!" she says.

Well he says; how about five dollars then?

“How dare you!! She says "what sort of girl do you think I am!!”

He says....we’ve already established that!

Now we are just fixing the price!!!""

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Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar.

One complained to the other, “Boy, business sucks.

If I don’t sell more cars this month I’m going to lose my ass.”

Then he noticed a beautiful girl sitting two stools away.

Immediately, he apologized for his bad choice of words.

“That’s okay,” she said,

“If I don’t sell more ass this month, I’m going to lose my car.”


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