Ice Queen
Bronze Member
10: Life is sexually transmitted.
9: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
8. Men have two emotions, hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
7: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the internet and they wont bother you for weeks.
6: Some people are like a Slinky....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
5: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospital dying of nothing.
4: All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you £1,000, and a substantial tax cut saves you £10?
2: In the '60s, people took aid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And the Number 1 thought for 2008 - The US government knows exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions of cows. But it has not a clue as to where millions of illegal immegrants and terrorists are supposedly located. Maybe
9: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
8. Men have two emotions, hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
7: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the internet and they wont bother you for weeks.
6: Some people are like a Slinky....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
5: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospital dying of nothing.
4: All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you £1,000, and a substantial tax cut saves you £10?
2: In the '60s, people took aid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And the Number 1 thought for 2008 - The US government knows exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions of cows. But it has not a clue as to where millions of illegal immegrants and terrorists are supposedly located. Maybe