10 Dog Peeves About Humans

[thcri]

10 Dog Peeves About Humans



This is your dog speaking--this is what I don't like:



1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all !!!

2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FREAKIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose
walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your
stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo
What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I
freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I
haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. Dog sweaters. Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the fur?

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth,
you're just jealous.

Now lay off me on some of these thing's, We both know who's boss here. (You
don't see me picking up your poop do you ???)

 

[mtntopper]

(You don't see me picking up your poop do you ???)

Good one.. LOL

 

[Melensdad]

9. Dog sweaters. Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the fur?

I had to email a copy of this to my wife, she puts a sweater on Crapweasel all the time, it is also the main reason that Misha chews on the litte dog!

 

[Ice Queen]

Timba says she totally agrees with the ten peeves! Also she doesn't think that a wooly sweater would suit her and blue is not her colour!

 

[Junkman]

How about something like this??????