BoneheadNW
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Please add one line per post to create a poem.
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There Once Was a Man From Nantuckett
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BoneheadNW
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I meant for you to rhyme it with Nantuckett!
Bone
EDIT BY BOB . . . damn Bone, if you wanted us to rhyme with Nantuckett, then why did you start out by ending your first post with the word poem?
Bone
EDIT BY BOB . . . damn Bone, if you wanted us to rhyme with Nantuckett, then why did you start out by ending your first post with the word poem?
Junkman said:This thread is a sick bucket.....
Since Bonehead started it - who would've thunk it!
But since that didn't make sense, I said F*ck it!
Kicked of my shoes, played some blues, and welded some hooks on my Front End Loader Bucket!
BoneheadNW
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The doctor arrived in a jeep,jakki said:to continue.....
The hooks they were sharper than nails
I shouldn't a had so much ale
I stabbed my left cheek, the hook it went deep
I needed someone to come pluck it......
he said "Let me look at your cheek",
"Don't know bout the hook,
but while I'm taking a look,
your crack is 8 inches deep!"
Bonehead
Bonehead lives on an island, but not NantucketBoneheadNW said:
As an EMT he arrives on the scene to take take a peek
At the wound that is oh so deep,
But upon first sight of the wound in the sheep
He said Johnday must have ****ed it.
A rapist's convicted, and hence is
Executed for all his offenses,
Thereafter, indeed,
His victims agreed
That the man was well-hung in both senses.
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A hungry young fellow named Marvin
Sat dreaming of turkeys and carvin'.
So a lady brought Spam,
But he said, "Thank you, ma'am;
I prefer the alternative: starvin'."
Executed for all his offenses,
Thereafter, indeed,
His victims agreed
That the man was well-hung in both senses.
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A hungry young fellow named Marvin
Sat dreaming of turkeys and carvin'.
So a lady brought Spam,
But he said, "Thank you, ma'am;
I prefer the alternative: starvin'."
BoneheadNW
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Doc, he seems so damn pure,
though now I'm not quite so sure,
his posts about blonds,
with their chests and behonds,
we know his mind's in the sewer!
Bonehead
though now I'm not quite so sure,
his posts about blonds,
with their chests and behonds,
we know his mind's in the sewer!
Bonehead
The fact of the matter is: Jack
Had long wanted Jill on her back;
So he told her some tale,
About filling a pail...
And then bungled his plan of attack.
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The sea captain's tender young bride
Fell into the bay at low tide,
You could tell by her squeals,
That some of the eels,
Had discovered a dark place to hide.
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There once was a man from Calcutta,
who liked to beat off in the gutter,
the heat of the street
melted his meat
and turned his cream into butter.
Had long wanted Jill on her back;
So he told her some tale,
About filling a pail...
And then bungled his plan of attack.
________________________________
The sea captain's tender young bride
Fell into the bay at low tide,
You could tell by her squeals,
That some of the eels,
Had discovered a dark place to hide.
________________________________
There once was a man from Calcutta,
who liked to beat off in the gutter,
the heat of the street
melted his meat
and turned his cream into butter.
BoneheadNW
Active member
There once was a woman who begat,
three babes named nat, pat, and tat,
was fun in the breeding,
but hell in the feeding,
when there wasn't enough tit for tat!
Bone
three babes named nat, pat, and tat,
was fun in the breeding,
but hell in the feeding,
when there wasn't enough tit for tat!
Bone