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Always Wear Clean Underwear

EastTexFrank

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Always wear clean underwear in public just like your mother told
you, especially when working under your vehicle...

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a
Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have
their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to
carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the
car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding
from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his
lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public
ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped
forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked
everything back into place. She took a deep breath and stood
up boldly to face the crowd. She looked across the hood and
found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing
idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in
his forehead.
 
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