Boudreaux......cajun humor!

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Boudreaux was shopping in the local general store when his best friend Thibideaux comes running in franticly yelling “Boudreaux, Boudreaux”. Hearing him Boudreaux ask “Thibideaux waz goin on”. “Boudreaux, I gots good newz and I gots bad newz, wha ya wanna hear first”

Boudreaux thinks and chooses bad news first and ask Thibideaux “wha beez da bad newz”? “Boudreaux, me and Guidreaux found your wife dead way back da bayou!”

“My O My Thibideaux, that beez turrible, wha could beez good news”. With thumbs up Thibideaux replys “She had 40 big blue crabs on er and we gonna throw er bak out in the morning”

Mais, Boudreaux stuck a splinter under his fingernail. So, he went to the docteur. The docteur say, mais Boudreaux dat must hurt! I'm gone have to stick a needle in your finger to deaden it up so I can get dat outta dere. Boudreaux say Doc just go pull it out. The docteur say mais Boudreaux dat gone hurt. Boudreaux say dat's ok Doc I done had the two worse pains dere is in the world. Just pull it out. The docteur say mais non Boudreaux you don't onerstand...dat's gone hurt bad. Boudreaux say mais doc I can take it. I done had de two worst pains in the world. Just go get it out. The docteur say mais ok but hole on Boudreaux! Mais sho nuf Boudreaux holds still sweating buckshot but the doc finally gets the splinter out. The docteur say mais Boudreaux I just wouldn't believe you stand dat! I just gotta know man what was the two worst pains in the world worst than that? Boudreaux say well doc I was duck huntin' a while back in the swamp when here come some ducks. Mais, I stoop down in that water to hide when one of them nutria traps got me right in the groin!! Mais. dat was the second worst pain in the world!! The docteur say poo yie Boudreaux dat musta hurt! But what could be worst than dat? Boudreaux said mais doc the worst pain was when I got to the end of that CHAIN!!!!!!

Boudreaux's Ambition An army Major is visiting sick soldiers in the horspital where Boudreaux is recovering. He goes up to a Private lying in a bed and asks, "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic syphilis, Sir," the soldier replies. "What treatment are you getting?", asked the Major. "Five minutes with the wire brush each day," says the soldier. "What's your ambition? asks the Major. "To get back to the front line, Sir." "Good man." says the Major.

He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic piles, Sir." "What treatment are you getting?", asks the Major. "Five minutes with the wire brush each day." "What's your ambition?" "To get back to the front line, Sir." "Good man," says the Major.

He goes to the next bed, where Boudreaux is laying. "What's your problem, Boudreaux?, asks the Major. "Mais, I got de chronic gum disease, mon neg." "What treatment are you getting?, asks the Major. "Mais cher, I get five minutes with dat wire brush each day, replies Boudreaux. "What's your ambition?" "Mais neg, my only ambition is to get dat dere wire brush befo dem other two fellas!!!"