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oh my gosh!

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This just had me cracking up like crazy..
I hope pics such as these don't break any rules.
I find humor in the shocking and twisted usually.
It keeps me sane. lol
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Now that there's funny, I don't care who you are. :yum:
Love the look (smirk) on the guys face.:thumb:
 
That is a good one. :yum: :yum: :yum: Rep points on the way for that one. Now I just got to me one of them shirts.


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I'm going to assume this is something for you old timers.

I had to google Linda Lovelace to figure that out.
 
Oh crap. I think that Hillary pic will become PB's new avatar... :pat: DON'T DO IT PB!!! Your existing one is more then enough.
 
PBinWA said:
I'm going to assume this is something for you old timers.

I had to google Linda Lovelace to figure that out.
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I just remember the name from about 4 years ago when she died. According to the article I just read she made her big hit movie back in 72 which to this date have never seen.
 
A man goes into a restaurant, sits down at a table and, when the comely waitress asks for his order, says, “I want a quickie”.

She slaps his face and says, “Now would you please give me your order?”

Again, he says, “I want a quickie”.

She slaps him again and says, “I’ll give you one last chance - what do you want?”

Someone from the next table leans over and says quietly to the man, “I think it’s pronounced quiche.”
 
Albert Einstein's birthday was March 14. He would now be 127. Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.

He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed. He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.

This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.

(Oh, be quiet. I didn't write this) haha
 
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: “You’re next.”

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death”
 
New Liver for Linda Lovelace
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Published: March 7, 1987
LEAD: Linda Lovelace, who starred in the 1972 X-rated movie ''Deep Throat'' and then went on to campaign against pornography, underwent a liver transplant today, a hospital spokeswoman said. The operation at Pittsburgh's Presbyterian University Hospital began late Thursday night and lasted almost 14 hours.

Linda Lovelace, who starred in the 1972 X-rated movie ''Deep Throat'' and then went on to campaign against pornography, underwent a liver transplant today, a hospital spokeswoman said. The operation at Pittsburgh's Presbyterian University Hospital began late Thursday night and lasted almost 14 hours. Ms. Lovelace, registered as Linda Marchiano, her real name, was listed in critical condition, which is normal for such surgery.
 
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