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Coming Soon....Watch This Space!!!

Goldatron is on his way to muleman.

Galvi, do you need one of us to send you one of those orange head covers?
 
Goldatron is on his way to muleman.

Galvi, do you need one of us to send you one of those orange head covers?

Thanks for the kind offer but Nixon has sorted it for me....Bro's 40th in a few weeks so something to make him stand out more than he already does.

Thanks again for the kind offer.....they do look good for sure.
 
That will be great. Perhaps she will get here in time for a conjugal visit? Ah,the possibilities!:unsure:
 
That will be great. Perhaps she will get here in time for a conjugal visit? Ah,the possibilities!:unsure:

She will bring protection for safe sex hahahaha :yum::yum::yum:

I am not joking....mule you will die laughing when she arrives:clap:
 
I am prepared!:clap:
 

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Ok mule just be sure to use the protection she has with her when you give her the finger....she has heard lots about you and wants to be safe:yum::yum::yum:


I could do a preview picture but that would take away all the fun.....allow at least 1 week for her to come:yum::yum::yum:
 
Goldatron has arrived in N.Y. I showed him the view so he could try to get used to his new surroundings. He was not sure what to make of the feeder so I told him this is no place for a yellow fellow to hang at night. The scratches in the tin above his head are from the bear ripping at the tin. Then I thought he might like some ice fishing but he hollered that his feet were freezing to the ice.
 

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Nice Pictures Muleman.....good to know he arrived safe and well....have you any plans for his stay...his wife is coming but she does take her time like most women.

Would it be great for them to meet up for Valentines day or what....somewhere Romantic:yum::yum::yum:
 
Oh my yes. I have pondered a few things to keep them occupied. I took him on a little tour of the equipment. I wonder about him as he seemed to like the handle up his butt in the backhoe?
 

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Yep, he is a horny little fellow!:yum: The rest of the pets are not sure what to make of him.:unsure:
 

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My wifes cousin has a African Grey Parrot....lets just say he would never be allowed to speak on FF:yum::yum::yum:


Poor thing is Fugazi....but great fun,he likes to imitate people and sounds and he is damn good at it.
 
Yeah we have 2 grays and the one is a terrific talker while the other is a rescue who only whistles and makes sounds. They are fun to listen to. Rascal calls all the dogs by name and laughs his ass off when he calls me or the wife and we answer him. My boys taught him some not so nice words as well. I only taught him to imitate a woman in ecstasy!:yum:
 
Well galvi you warned me. The little devil got into the wife's wine and killed half a bottle! Then he wanted to mess with the big green parrot who tried to eat him.
 

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I see Nixon has gotten some taller warmer boots since Goldatron's visit!:clap:
 

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Galvi: why have you not taught the little fella any manners? Twas bad enough he got into the wine but this morning he trotted along to the hot tub. I guess it was like a puppy response to the warm water but he went and peed in the hot tub! Now the wife is mad at me and refuses to pose with him. Appropriate discipline shall be required. Perhaps some hard labor?
 

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Well after the hot tub incident I thought perhaps a little remedial toilet training was in order. His display of arrogance and refusing to lift the lid has earned him a trip to the lockup for now!
 

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